i wanna go home

Sex: female
 
Birthday: sep 15
 
Siblings: baby brother and twin sister
 
Eye color: brown
 
Shoe size: 8,8 n a half, 9 sometimes
 
Height: 5’7
 
Can you make a dollar in change right now: i'm poor
 
Who are your closest friends?: idk spencer jess kat stefan klaus rebekah
 
Best place for a date? ew going on dates iz so overrated
 
Where is your favorite place to shop?: there are too many theres a lot
 
Favorite kind of plant?: venus fly traps and shrooms lo ol o lol and MARIJUANA!!!!!
 
i hate myself
 
Favorite color?: green becoz of WEED
(((its actually red)))
 
Favorite number?: 666
 
Favorite boy’s name?: augustus is so cute??
 
Favorite girl’s name?: noooooo theres too many
 
Favorite sport?: sleep
 
Favorite month?: december!!!
 
Favorite movie?: pulp fiction, 200 cigarettes, prozac nation
 
Favorite drink?: mgmggfmfm there are so many
 
Favorite breakfast food?: i hate breakfast food
 
Favorite cartoon character?: marcelline
 
Given anyone a bath?: i have babies and pets and a husband
 
Ever smoked?: yes
 
Ever made yourself throw up?: ye i was about that life
 
Ever gone skinny dipping?: im living on the wild side!!!!!
 
Ever loved someone so much it made you cry?: its a great feeling
 
Ever broken a bone?: yea
 
Ever played truth or dare?: yesss?????
 
Ever been in a physical fight?: yes
 
Ever been in a police car?: yes
 
Ever been on a plane?: yes
 
Ever come close to dying?: HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
 
Ever been in a sauna?: i have one in my bathroom JEALOUS
 
Ever been in a hot tub?: yea
 
Ever cried when someone died?: /-:
 
Ever cried in school?: god ffffffuck i dont wanna-nO
 
Ever fallen off your chair?: e tu
 
Ever waited for someone’s phone call all night?: whenever damon goes on business trips or does this really cute thing like leaving out of no where :-) he likes to take ffucking forever to call me :-)))))))
 
Ever saved any AIM/Yahoo conversations?: omfG YES
 
Ever saved any e-mails?: for work
 
Ever fallen for one of your best friends?: yeah
 
Ever made out with JUST a friend?: :--)))
 
Ever used someone?: no
 
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What is…
 
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Your good luck charm?: sex appeaalll!!!!!!!!
 
The best song you ever heard?: don't ask me this
 
Your bedroom like?: its big and has a lot of useless shit in it that damon doesnt even use but he wanted to decorate the bedroom sO
 
The last thing you said?: no
 
Next to you?: dusty and katherine
 
The best thing that has happened to you this year?: um
 
The worst thing that has happened to you this year?: um
 
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Have you ever had…
 
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Chicken Pox?: yea
 
A sore throat?: yea
 
Stitches?: nO :D
 
A broken nose?: my sister loves me
 
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Do You…
 
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Believe in love at first sight?: no
 
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you?: damon, jess and michelle obama becoz if the first lady is missing the govt would be on that whole finding us thing pronto
 
Who was the last person that called you?: my mom... i am not being sarcastic thats the sad part
 
Who was the last person you slow danced with?: stud
 
What makes you laugh the most?: stefan
 
What makes you smile?
damon
damon
damon
damon
babies
damon
puppies
damon
kittens
damon
seeing other people happy
damon
food
damon
 

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Last Person…
 
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You yelled at: katherine for breaking my cigarette >:(
 
Who broke your heart: no
 
Told you that they love you: my mom
 
Who is your loudest friend?: spencer
 
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Do you/Are You…
 
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Do you like filling these out?: yeah but im getting impatient
 
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: boths but contacts
 
Do you like yourself?: no lol
 
Do you get along with your family?: for the most part, but that doesn't really last for long
 
Have you ever stolen anything over $50?: no
 
Are you obsessive compulsive?: yes
 
Are you anorexic?: was (((((:
 
Are you suicidal?: feeling super super super sucidicaaAALLLLLLLL (marina and the diamonds reference)
(no?)
ok
 
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Final Questions
 
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What are you listening to right now?: jess laughing
 
What did you do yesterday?: spend the day with my two babies
 
Have you ever hated someone in your family?: even though i say it all of them all the time no
 
Have you ever gotten any awards?: yeah
 
What car do you wish to have?: idk i have the car i want
 
Where do you want to get married?: already tied the knot!!!!!
 
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: literally everything
 
Are you afraid to die?: as long as the people i love know how much i love them and they'll be okay then no
 
Are you a good driver?: i would like to think so
 
Are you a good singer?: hA
 
Do you have a lava lamp?: yes
 
How many remote controls are in your house?: like 20 i dont even know there are so many tvs in this house its amazing really and other electronics
 
When was the last time you showered?: this morning
 
Last time you took a bath?: yesterday
 
Scary or happy movies?: scary
 
Dark chocolate or white chocolate?: neeeeeeeh dark??
 
Root Beer or Dr.Pepper?: pepsi
 
Mud wrestling or Jell-O wrestling?: what
 
Vanilla or chocolate?: vanilla
 
Summer or Winter?: winter
 
Silver or gold?: gold
 
Diamond or pearl?: pearls, diamonds are 2 mainstream
 
Sunset or Sunrise?: i don’t want to see either i want to sleeeeeeppp

idk

this outfit looked a lot better in my head
 
watching lara croft and feeling inspired to braid my hair, wear combat boots and get lip injections
 

Does it bother you if nobody remembers your birthday or wishes you a happy birthday?
a little
 
What’s a song that can immediately bring your mood down?

i don’t listen to music that brings my mood down
 


If people pronounce something wrong or spell something wrong, are you quick to correct them?

depends but not really
 
Are you okay with sharing drinks and utensils with other people?

for the most part
 


What is something you’re really good at doing, but really hate doing it?

um
im not good at anything
 


Do you like using things like Febreze and other scented stuff in your house?

ommfff yes very much im addicted
 


If someone you loved needed a kidney (assuming you’re the same blood type) would you give it to them without asking for money?

yeah
 
Are you usually the one to initiate conversation, or do you wait for others to confront you?
i wait
 
Do you know anyone who has a hard time functioning in the real world?

kinda
 
What was the last food craving you had?

i wanted ravioli idk
 


Have you changed your faith throughout your lifetime?

i doubted things for a while but not really
 
Have you done a lot this summer?

it’s not summer yet
 
Do you have the same friends that you did last year?

pretty much
 
How do you know the last person you texted?

i have his kids
 
Are you good at picking out gifts?

i’d say so
 
Have you ever taken your boyfriend on vacation with you and your family?

yeah, a few times
 


Do you act different around the person you like?

no not really
 
Do you keep things under your bed?

you don’t know me
 
Are you in a good mood?
sorta i guess so
 
What do you think of hickeys?

hot
 


Has anyone ever given you a compliment on your butt?

not to sound conceited or anything but all the time
 
What don’t you like about where you live?

people are annoying
 
What were you doing at 11:00 last night?

talking to the pest
 
Is there someone you don’t really like right now?

oh yeah
 


Do you like thunder storms?

i can create them but i don’t like being alone during them
 
Can you hold a handstand for a long time?

yee
 
Would your parents kill you if you got pregnant?
ahahahahahahahhahahha
 
Have your looks changed a lot over the years or have you stayed the same?

i stayed the same what else is new lol
 
Is there a TV show or movie where you are incredibly emotionally attached to the characters?

the following &&& american horror story
 
Would you rather arrive super early or super late to class?

depends on the class even though i don’t go to school anymore but i liked being late
 


Was there ever a time in your life where you knew you had to change (for whatever reason), but weren’t able to? 

yeah….
 


How often do you get migraines?

everyday
 
What’s something really basic that worries or troubles you on a consistent basis?

i worry about everything l o l
 
If you were able to pick any topic to write a paper about, what would you pick?

why people fucking suck
 
Do you ever get embarrassed for other people?

i have really bad secondhand embarrassment it’s really really bad
 
Do you believe in fate?

HAHAHAHAHHA-yes
 
If you drink, would you rather have something that had little alcohol in it but tasted great, or something that tasted horrible with a high alcohol content?
tastes good, idk i don’t really like alcohol
 


If you can remember them, how much thought do you give your dreams?

not a lot
 
Is there something you used to be able to do, but can’t now?

i can’t sing or write anymore
 
What do you use the internet for the most?

work and entertainment
 
How do you feel when you can hear other people’s music while driving/on the road?

idc
 
On a scale of 1-10, how good is your memory?
it used to be a 10 but now it’s like an 8
 
Do you worry about money?

no i stackin phat phat
 
Have you ever found a stain on your clothes and had no idea where it came from?

everyday
 
How do you feel about other people in general?

ew
 
Have you ever seriously thought you were dying/were going to die?
oh man you have no idea
 


Do you believe in miracles?

yeah
 
Have you ever woke up still drunk?
lololol yeah but then i passed out like seconds later
 


Are you more likely to expect the best or the worst of a situation?

the worst
 
Is there any particular reason why you do/don’t believe in karma?

i do, ive personally seen it happen
 
What are you most likely to do first in the morning; grab a cup of coffee, have a cigarette, or use the washroom?

bathroom
 
What are you most likely to get in trouble with the law for; speeding while driving, being in the possession of illegal drugs, or getting caught stealing?

being in the possession of illegal drugs
 
What are you most likely to do when you are upset; talk to somebody you’re close to, cry yourself to sleep, or bottle it up inside?

the last two
 


What are you most likely to do when you’re bored; go for a walk, read a book, or do some cleaning & organizing?

read a book
 
What are you most likely to do when you’re exhausted; take a nap, drink some coffee, or go for a run to get yourself pumped up again?

nap or coffee
 
What are you most likely to do if you get drunk; pick fights, hook up with people, or socialize with anybody & everybody?

socialize
 
What are you most likely to have done if your parents are upset with you; came home later than you were supposed to, didn’t do your chores, or ran up your cellphone bill?

cellphone bill ha ha ha
 
What are you most likely to have done if you’re late for school / work; slept in, took too long getting ready, or had car troubles?

slept in or took too long getting ready
 


What are you most likely to do in the future; work at a restaurant / store, work in the trades, or become a doctor?

well im a lawyer and executive assistant ssooodosoooooooo
 
What are you most likely to do if you have a lot on your mind & want to sort out your thoughts; write in a journal, take some surveys, or talk to someone you’re close to?

neeeeeeeee depends but write or surveys
 
What are you most likely to get really angry at a significant other for; lying to you about where they were, being too clingy, or ignoring your text messages?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh wow
provably being too clingy or lying to me about where they were
 
What are you most likely to get a headache from; playing your music too loud, going too long without a cigarette, or dealing with too much stress?

all of the above
 
What are you most likely to pick if you got to choose your topic on a research paper; drug abuse, mental illness, or the death penalty?
oh wow all of the m
 
What are you most likely to give up, if you had to give up one piece of technology; your cellphone, your iPod, or your computer?

ipod
 
What are you most likely to do if you get into an argument with someone; allow them to give their argument then give your own argument, yell at them without letting them get a word in, or stop speaking to them for a period of time?
when im really mad i yell at them without them getting a word in but when its just a regular argument i let them talk then i stop speaking to them coz nobody got the time for crusty people
 


What are you most likely to do if you’re locked out of your house; find a way to break in, wait for somebody else to come home, or get your handy hide-a-key out of its hiding spot?
i get the key or wait
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

whats it like to be a stripper i'd like to know pls and thnk u

1. White or red wine?
red
 
2. Who was the last person you hugged?
myself..
 
3. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
yeahhahahh dont judge me i was in elementary school
 
4. Where did your first kiss take place?
behind a tree
 
5. Do you prefer foxes or wolves?
both coz they're both my favorite animals
 
6. What is your shoesize?
8 and a half
 
7. Do you prefer fruit or vegetables?
veggies!!!!!!!!!!
 
8. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
whwowooaoaoa yes i have
yes
i
have
 
9. Would you rather never fall in love again or never orgasm again?
this question requires thinking so bye
 
10.What does your outfit consist of today?
a dress
 
11.What are your bust-waist-hip measurements?
i forgot but i'm really small sooooooo nothing impressive here
 
12.Are you a hypocrite?
i try not to be but i am l o l
 
13.Why did you last cry?
i was having a bad day #:(
 
14.What are your favourite smells?
the crook of damon's neck and his jaw after he shaves, vanilla, the guppies shampoo, cinnamon, strawberries, cigarettes, rain and fire
 
15.What are your favourite textures?
anything plush and cats
 
16.Fur or feathers?
fur
 
17.Tartan or tweed?
tweed
 
18.Leopard print or neon?
leopard
 
19.Any beauty tips?
never rush
 
21.If you won a LOT of money the lottery and decided to move, where would you move to?
this also requires deep thought so no
 
22.Alcoholic beverage of choice?
wine orrrrrrrrrrr vodka
 
23.What is more attractive: Nice hands or nice feet?
nice hands
 
24.What’s the youngest you would consider dating?
i like older men bye
 
25.If you were around in the sixties would you be a mod or a rocker?
i was around in the sixties and i was kind of in between but i was more of a mod
 
26.Are thongs sexy?
i personally don't think so but whatever
 
27.Did you grow up in a healthy environment?
yeeeeha, i guess so
 
28.What do you think of when I say “the twenties”?
the great gatsby, stefan and rebekah l o l
 
29.Could you ever deliver a baby?
nOOOOOOOpe
 
31.What did your last text read?
too lazy to go check
 
32.Can you ride a bicycle?
phat phat
 
33.What sport were you best at in high school?
cheerleading, if that counts as a sport idk
 
34.Who do you miss right now?
no one really
 
35.What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
champagne
 
36.Paris, London and New York… which one would you live in, which would you visit for a day, which would you visit for a fortnight?
New York to live in.
London for a day.
Paris for a fortnight.
 
38.Heavy rain or heatwave?
heavy rain pls
 
39.Chicken or fish?
chicken
 
40.Do you think suits are sexy?
extremely

im feeling coachella vibes
 
this is kinda long
 
Are you embarrassed / uncomfortable dancing in front of other people?
 
sometimes but not usually
 

 
Would you ever consider styling your hair as a mohawk?
 
i'd look absolutely terrible plus my hairs too long
 
but under any other circumstances i would totz!!!!
 

 
Do you have any friends that only bother to communicate with you when they need something from you? Or, do you do that to any of your friends?
 
some and yeha sometimes
 

 
Have you ever curled up in front of a fireplace, whether alone or with someone?
 
yes
 

 
Do you ever drink directly from beverage containers because you don’t want to dirty a cup?
 
sometimes hashtag swag
 

 
When you come across surveys with poor grammar, do you fix it or pass on doing the survey because it’s too difficult to comprehend?
 
i usually leave it coz lol
 

 
Have you ever accidentally dumped something sticky into your keyboard? How did you go about fixing it?
 
first day i got my laptop i spilled ice tea all over my keyboard :-)))) i couldn't do much so
 

 
If you were in a situation where you had only enough money to pay for either a necessity [medicine, hygeniene products, food, whatever] or something you just wanted - would you honestly purchase the thing you needed over the thing you wanted?
 
yes??
 

 
Of all of the electronics you own [excluding kitchen appliances], which one do you use the least?
 
there are many
 

 
Do you know any men that wear slippers?
 
this question made me laugh
 

 
Are there any smudges on your computer screen? Do you neglect to clean it?
 
its clean yo
 

 
Have you ever sneezed on your computer screen?
 
this also made me laugh more than i think it was supposed to
 

 
Would you [now or back when you were younger] be more interested in karate classes or gymnastics?
 
gymnastics!!!!!
 

 
Is your bath tub [assuming you have one] big enough for two people to lay in comfortably together?
 
really comfortable yeee
 

 
If you carry a purse, roughly how big is it? What do you carry in it?
 
i switch purses all the time but usually i carry the essentials n what not
 

 
Of all the pets you have had throughout your life, which one has meant the most to you? Is there a reason why?
 
all my pets mean a lot to me but i'm gonna say marbles cause he was our first, he was originally damon's but then i came along and he basically became our first child
 

 
Have you / would you ever go spelunking?
 
i had to google what that was but omg yes
 

 
If you could either be fire resistant or breathe underwater, which would you rather be capable of?
 
fire resistant so then my sister cant do anything to me mwhahaha
 

 
Would you rather live in a cabin up in the snowy mountains, a busy city, or a house by the beach?
 
ugh all three stop
 

 
Do you find the idea of space more exciting or frightening?
 
exciting
 

 
Do you know anyone who works / has worked in a fast food restaurant? Do you look down upon people who work in such environments?
 
of course and not at all, people gotta make $$
 

 
Assuming you have blown bubbles in your milk before, were you yelled at for doing it as a kid?
 
all the time
 

 
Do you think that fake plants are tacky? Have you ever seen any that looked real?
 
some
 

 
What is your favorite kind of cracker?
 
wot
 

 
Have you ever heard that eating paper can give you worms [it’s not true, by the way]?
 
what
 

 
Do you avoid short surveys? What about excessively long ones [one hundred questions plus]?
 
it helps waste time and cure boredom , i dont really like the long ones but w/e
 

 
Can you name a single song by Billy Joel without looking it up?
 
uptown girl
 

 
Are there any wrappers / empty beverage containers on your desk / some surface in your room?
 
no my husband has ocd
 

 
Do you wish life functioned more similarly to video games, such as having a save file that you could return to after you make a mistake & therefore you could erase that from happening & start over anew?
 
this made me think of about life and now im sad
 

 
What is the last body part you injured? How was it done?
 
i have so many cuts and bruises from longboarding
 

 
Do you try to avoid burping in public, or are you open about it? After all, it is a normal bodily function.
 
ahahahahahhahahahahaa
 

 
If you could live the life of any Disney princess, who would you pick & for what reason? Do you think their lives / tales are really as desirable as they seem?
 
rapunzel lives a pretty cool life
 

 
Have you ever heard strange noises on your roof at night? Did you / would you ignore it, or inspect it?
 
ignore it
 

 
Do you like regular peppermint candy canes, or do you prefer different flavored ones [fruits, bubble gum, cinnamon, etc.]?
 
peppermint ugh all the other ones taste so bad
 

 
When something hurts on your body, or you discover something [like a bump, mole, whatever] that wasn’t previously there, do you always assume the worst?
 
yes shut up
 

 
Have you ever been kissed while sitting atop the hood of a car?
 
yeeeee
 

 
What do you think is the dumbest / tackiest piercing?
 
cheeks
 

 
Have you ever refused to read / watch / listen to something simply because a lot of people really liked it?
 
i refuse to watch/read the hunger games
 

 
Do you own an umbrella? What color is it?
 
black lmao what
 

 
Do you find facial hair attractive or unattractive?
 
depends but usually attractive
 

 
Have you ever requested a song on the radio?
 
no
 

 
Is there someone / something preventing you from doing what you want?
 
myself looooool
 

 
When you were a kid, did you realize how depressing ‘The Circle of Life’ from The Lion King really is? Do you realize now?
 
wait wHAT
 

 
What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
 
both
 

 
You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
 
katherine to put that shit out pronto
 

 
Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
 
i knew it
 

 
Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
 
im really annoying and such a bad friend oh my god not at all
 

 
Does love = sex?
 
it can
 

 
Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company?
 
////: idk i'd probably compel him
 

 
What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
 
smoking coz u know nicotine and what not
 

 
Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
 
my parents, a while ago
 

 
Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
 
damon
 

 
Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
 
omg shdild yes idk idk idk i dont like these kind of questions
 

 
You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
 
nOOOOOOOOO STOP
 
When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
 
i never expect anything back
 
Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
 
ughhhhhhhh nono no n on on o no
 
true love i guess idk cause its better to love than to never have loved at all right right?!??
 
IDK DONT ASK ME THESE THINGS
 
If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
 
food

yeeeeeeeee

ANOTHER DRAFT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 

 

 

 
laying down with my offspring

hi

roadtrip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!